Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Reboot -- version one thousand

Let's list the things I have re-learned for the thousandth time this month:
  • Good intentions do not lead to good actions.
  • Planning on doing things by myself seems to be the same as not doing them at all.
  • I want what I want when I want it. And what I want is chocolate.

What is wrong with me???? I weight ten gazillion pounds and living life often hurts, goddamm it (walking up stairs, walking distances, etc.). Yet I seem to have an unbelievable resistance to eating healthy foods in reasonable quantities and getting reasonable amounts of exercise. I mean I'm not trying to become a tri-athlete for goodness sakes. I just want to walk around the block!!!

I wonder if a life coach would help. Does anybody know anything about engaging a life coach? Is it cheaper than a personal therapist? Better than a personal trainer?

If this were a twelve step program, would this count as step 1? I definitely acknowledge my weakness, so there better be something/somebody higher than me on the ladder because I'm pretty useless myself. Arghh! Let me go think about this some more....

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